Office by Alex Penny
hey I'm sara and i do the best impression of the narwhall from elf
When Paul was inducted into the Rock’n Roll Hall of Fame, Stella wore this shirt in support of her Dad. A few years later when Stella won an award for Fashion, Paul wore his :)
That just put such a smile on my face.
(via eccentricute)
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
(via societyinmypants)
(via funnybrunette)
I hate working out my knee because I’m so far behind because I have a shitty doctor and turns out he may have done my surgery poorly :)
(Source: noonejustis, via a-spider)
(Source: alpacalypse, via snazziest)
(Source: lalulutres, via snackpackmack)
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
(Source: sarah-mark, via one-determined-flash)
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT IN LIFE DO I WANT TO GET MARRIED DO I WANT KIDS DO I WANT TO FARM I JUST DON’T KNOW
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
(via kanyewesticle)
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
(via kanyewesticle)
